On the grounds of a Nairobi private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
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In Amchi Mumbai restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
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In a Japanese cemetery!: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
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In a Tokyo bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
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Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.