Messages on signs seen round the world 11

Tourist agency, czechoslovakia: "take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages."

Advertisement for donkey rides, thailand: "Would you like to ride on your own ass?"

In the window on a swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."

The box of a clockwork toy made in hong kong: "Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life."