On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
In a Tokyo bar:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
Hotel brochure, Italy:
"This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude."
Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
