Hotel elevator, Paris:"Please leave your values at the front desk."
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
Supermarket, hong kong:
"for your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."
"Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten in the country people's fashion."
