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The Classifieds 8

The Classifieds

Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

 

 

The Classifieds 7

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)


Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

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(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

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(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.