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The Classifieds

Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
 
 

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(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)


Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.