
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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At a Budapest ZOO:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
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SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
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In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.